How To Pass Gas Near A Loved One For The First Time

Ladies, this is one of the most important moments in a relationship. It's when you're going to pass gas for the first time in front of your man. Now, some couples, this happens right away in relationship and others, it takes years, it does happen for everybody like it or not. But there's a few things I recommend doing, both mentally and physically to prepare for this. First of all, it's only a fart, everyone does it, he does it all the time likely in front of you. So don't worry about it. If he does care too much when you do it, then break up with him, he's probably not meant to be with you. Now, given the technique that you'll do to introduce it, you may want to practice and we'll go over those techniques here shortly. But mostly the physical piece, right, you want to get the environment set up just in case have some air freshener on hand, maybe some new undies just around the corner in your pocket, or just have a little box of wet wipes. You never know what's going to happen, you're going to be nervous, it's going to go and you don't want to complicate the situation further, some techniques for introducing the fart are important. Now, first and foremost, you can go with honesty, just tell him hey, I'm going to fart. The key here is to remember the look on his face. And the surprise and it'll be funny much later in a in a memory or just made a blog post or a podcast we'll talk about second way you can do is just the Ignore method. The good old silent but deadly. It's not cool. It's not my favorite option, but it is an option. My favorite option is the old Pull my finger. Every man on the planet loves this. You will get a weird look from him, but he will certainly pull your finger and you can just let it go and just go back to watching the movie or whatever. Like it never happened. You may have a conversation afterwards like hey, that was weird or congratulations, but it didn't they once you've delivered the bomb. You're gonna feel better, both emotionally and physically and likely live happily ever after.