Yummy Yoga

Welcome to another episode of the sexy voice Guy. Today, we're going to talk about yoga. That's right yoga with your loved ones. Now, this is just traditional yoga. This isn't the hot, steamy, smelly room yoga that some of you do. That's kind of weird and gross. And I don't understand why you need to get so sweaty while stretching. But some of the names of these yoga positions really blew me away. First and foremost, you start off with this thing called downward dog. That's right, basically just put your ass high in the air. And try not to fart. It's, it's, it's the reality people I don't want to just make things up. You know, you just transition to different other positions like the burning thighs of hell. That's a real name for a yoga position. By the way, you just squat. And once again, try to hold your innards and as your legs melt There's another one called disappointment with major life decisions similar to downward dog, but I think you need a bit more flexibility your ankles, but there's a theme where your butt seems to go in the air a lot with these. The one that I couldn't do, the dogs got worms again. That's right, it's where you put your hands down your feet straight out like a gymnast. I don't know who in the hell can do this. I'm not even sure why you should do this. The other one goodbye future children. That's right this one really test your nerve and your inner strength in your core. You can imagine what the position looks like I want you to google it. The day drinker I nailed this one actually really well. This is where you kind of crumble up cross your foot on look like you're wrapped divine. I'm not sure why the call today drinker but for some reason I could really do it well. The secret nap another one I nailed followed by the alien. The alien I did not nail this one is really weird. Basically, you I only want to describe it like you just put your legs behind your head and lay on your back and it looks it's a bit provocative of position. It's kind of sexy actually. I enjoyed watching that get done. The thighs wide open. This is a split hand straight up split really is so effective. I could not do that one either. Secretly checking text position now this one is I could do this as basically just crushed up, put your hands together look down kind of hurt the the old bucks but I did it. A bad day to forget deodorant could not accomplish this. This is basically a split wire on one arm. I don't know who in the hell can do this one either. Call an ambulance, it looks like you got a wreck and your legs are wrapped around your face. Very fun to watch people do this. I can't do any of these actually, I'll be honest with you. I couldn't do any of these. The one I could do was the day drinking. It's where you just sit there and you you look like you've been drinking and you start stretching yourself. Take a look at it online. I will tell you that the the yoga is an interesting environment. It is a place where you know people are passing gas you're not supposed to say anything. There are random sounds coming out of offices that men don't have. Also can't say you can't giggle it's rude. It's it's an interesting place where you know the inner self meets your spirit animal meets stretching meets yoga pants. So when you go do this with your loved one or you know, maybe you're out there trying to do it by yourself. Maybe take a time to understand what the positions are and what you're getting yourself into. It's very healthy. It's very sensual. It's very good for the body. But it is funny and he can smell in that room really bad. Enjoy your yoga. It's nice baby