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Perfectly Imperfect Kiss
Welcome to another jaw-dropping episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we explore the unexpectedly alluring side of life's most mundane relationship moments. Today, we're talking about the passionate dance of the perfectly imperfect kiss—yes, that clumsy yet endearing exchange we've all experienced at some point in our lives you ready to pucker up and embrace the world of the awkward smooch? Let's dive in, shall we?
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Welcome to another jaw dropping episode of sexy voice guy where we explore the unexpectedly alluring side of life's most mundane relationship moments. Today we're talking about the passionate dance of the perfectly imperfect kiss. Yes, that clumsy yet endearing exchange we've all experienced at some point in our lives better be ready to pucker up and embrace the world of the awkward smooch. Let's dive in. First, it's key to dress for success. If you're going to make the perfectly imperfect kiss you need to dress appropriately. I recommend wearing your finest business socks. With underwear you would not normally get caught dead in tighty whities are ideal. Next, cultivate an ambience that screams romances dead bright office lights your neighbor's dog barking the dishwasher going maybe the scent of old clothes in the corner. Now approach your your partner like a stealthy ninja on rollerskates ensuring they both are surprised and yet slightly concerned about your safety then capture their gaze with a look that says I've seen things things like expired yogurt in the back of the fridge. Things are happening fast at this point so lean in with the irresistible lure of asleep Walker making your partner question whether about to receive a passionate kiss or a headbutt? Be sure to tilt your head with all the grace of a rusty door hinge narrowly dodging a nose or nose catastrophe that would make any romantic comedy director cringe pressure lips together like you're impersonating a duck initiated kiss that's less fiery passion and more desperate need of chapstick. Introduce your tongue though with finesse of a malfunctioning jackhammer, transforming the romantic moment into a comical game of oral Twister. Now don't forget to breathe preferably through your mouth, giving your partner a chance to appreciate your commitment to the onion diet or garlic sandwich you had earlier. Now finally, as you pull away with a smile that says we'll laugh about this later, leaving them wondering if it was an attempt at a steamy makeout session or an impromptu lesson in the art of awkward romance. These tips should help you master the imperfect kiss which should bring incredible passion fire back into relationship. If not, it could ruin it. Regardless, try it in it. This is how you normally kiss practice doing it better. This is sexy boys guy telling you it's nice baby